We all love a bit of NZ culture, here at ilovenz we celebrate our Māori heritage, and have put together the 10 best Māori pickup lines for your enjoyment.
We have scoured Reddit, Facebook, Urbanlis and Twitter to find the most tried and tested pickups lines in Māori, and it turns out the countries favourite line is “If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.”
Before you proceed, please take the time to read our introduction to speaking māori.
Check out the list below, did we get your favorite pickup line? Let us know in the comments
1, If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Ki te ko koe he Burger i McDonald o, hiahia kia koe i te McGorgeous.
2, What time to you finish?
Ā hea koe ka mutu?
3, My place or yours?
He ah to nama waea korero
4, How old are you?
E hia o tau?
5, No, but can I have the money instead?
Kāore, ēngari pēhea kē whiwhi I te moni?
6, Are you sure you’re from Christchurch? I can’t see any faults
Kei te tino kei i Ōtautahi koutou a koutou? e kore e taea e kite ahau i tetahi mau hape.
7, Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Ko e te ru ranei i toka noa e koe toku ao?
8, Let’s make like fabric softener and get cuddly
Kia hanga e te rite papanga softener me whiwhi cuddly
9, Wow! You’re so hot when I look at you I get a tan
Wow! kei koe na wera ina titiro ahau i a koutou te tiki ahau he tan
10, Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection
Ko tou ingoa WIFI? No te mea ahau mana’o ahau he hononga