Caution, strong language: We have done it before, showing you the top Kiwi slang words. For such a lovely nation, we have a dirty little secret… We have some highly offensive words!
This list is the top kiwi swear words or insults. If you want to upset someone, you have found the right place.
The list below is highly offensive – we almost didn’t post it, because this list is full of the Most Offensive Kiwi Slang Words. If you are looking for something nicer, pop over to the top kiwi slang words, but proceed with caution …
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- Bung: Bad or broken
- Butter: She’s got a hot body, but her face!
- Doongi: Dumbass
- Teko: Sh*t
- Slong: Pen*s
- Maori Job: Shit workmanship
- Hairy fern hole: Butt hole
- Haunga Teke: Smelly Vag*na
- Grenade: Ugly female
- Scodey: Something rotten, disgusting, unpleasant in any sort of expression
- F**k wit: Idiot
- Fob: Fresh off the boat/Polynesian
- Fafa: Cross dresser/feminine male
- Whakianga mai: F**k you/off
- Munter: Slow/ret***ed
- F**k off donkey: Go away idiot
- Homo: Homos***al
- Ure iti: Small d*ck
- Woodpecker: Female who enjoys sucking c**k
- Laho: C***t
- Gook: Asian
- Queer c**t: Useless
Like these? See 33 Kiwi Slang Words The Confuse The World
